Wizard Of Oz Fans Gifts

"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"

Uh Oh...

"I prefer "Scarecrow to "Straw Man.'"

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days'

'Don't tell me! You're off to see the Wizard. Right?'

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Recalculating route..."

"What the hell took so long?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Stealth broom.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"Okay, now try it again"

A munchkin made the tinman into a woodburning stove.