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"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"

Uh Oh...

"I prefer "Scarecrow to "Straw Man.'"

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days'

'Don't tell me! You're off to see the Wizard. Right?'

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Recalculating route..."

"What the hell took so long?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Tin Man Visits New York

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.