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"Recalculating route..."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Late BroomStick

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"What the hell took so long?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Tin Man Visits New York

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Okay, now try it again"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'