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'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days.'

"Surviving the shipwreck wasn't that difficult, Ted. The Tin Man sacrificed himself to serve as a stove and the Scarecrow provided the needed fuel. At that point, the question of what to cook kind of solved itself."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Late BroomStick

"Recalculating route..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Tin Man Visits New York

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'