Wizard Of Oz Fan T-Shirts

'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I believe if I had a brain, I'd do better in this class.'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

'I guess they ran out of stimulus money before finishing the Yellow Brick Road.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Don't tell me. . .a heart.'

The Tin Man is missing, and authorities suspect foul play.

Continue to follow the yellow brick road

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Lions, tigers, bears, oh, my!

'Isn't that ringtone from the scarecrow song in the Wizard of Oz, if I only had a brain?'

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

I think I just oiled myself...

'Can you just give me the nuts and bolts of what's wrong with me, doctor?'

'Toto! Toto!....I must post this on twitter!!'

"This is what happens when you lack a brain and throw your own surprise birthday party."

'I'm melting!'

"You're a cyber bully."

"Look, it's not heartburn, you have a CD player."

"You haven't worked in a while, so we'd expect you to be a little rusty."

'It's like you don't even know me...'

And just two days later, in a shocking turn of events, the Wicked CEO of Oz meets a similar fate.

"Bummer! The yellowbrick road is not gold."

Trump of OZ

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

"And this time be sure to dry off thoroughly."

"At first I missed the Tin Man and the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion but then I realized I still had all three combined in Lindsey Graham."

"I know that house was right here last halloween."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."