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"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Heart transplants, yes. Brain transplants, no.'

"Ahhh yes, this one had a great deal of courage."

'Excuse me, Mr. Scarecrow....you forgot your Ginkgo Biloba.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"What the hell took so long?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Recalculating route..."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Like that?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Define fair."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Do you smell something?"

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.