Wizard Of Oz Aficionado T-Shirts

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Recalculating route..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'