Wizard Of Oz Aficionado Gifts

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

'Oh, boy! You don't need a license OR a brain to buy one!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Recalculating route..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Emma Watson

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'