Wizard Of Oz Enthusiast Gifts

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'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Upon returning from Oz, the Tin Man receives some bad news from his doctor.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

I think I just oiled myself...

'You know, I hear Kansas is quite pretty this time of year.'

Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

Cowardly lion is carrying a keg of courage.

With no courage, no heart, or no brain...there's no doubt you'll eventually be approached to run for Congress!!'

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

'Tin can recycling plant'

Scene from wizard of Oz, "You want to know my real problem dear-I can't attract any birds!"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'As a matter of fact yes, he does have buns of steel.'

'Sorry, Dorothy - Toto will have to be put down.'

The Tin Man sets off the metal detector at the airport.

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"I'm sure she's not missing, Mrs. Gale. Have you tried looking where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops?"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Text, ding dong the witch is dead, followed by a smiley face emoji."

Ophthalmologist Warren Claver was a lifelong 'Wizard of Oz' fanatic.

After each of their respective surgeries,the tin man, the scarecrow and the lion thank the wizard for their heart, brain and 'courage.'

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

'And what about you cowardly lion, have you seen my little Toto...?'

Unfortunately the tinman was 10W30 and the oil bank needed staight 30W

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Yellow brick road congestion.

flying monkeys

"I suppose you're right. Some extra fire coverage would be a no-brainer."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Now come the wicked witch variants."

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore."