Wizard Of Oz Lovers Gifts

"Yeah yeah, you went to Oz when you were a little girl and the rest of your life's been a bitter disappointment."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Recalculating route..."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Tin Man Visits New York

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Okay, now try it again"

'Stealth broom.'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'