Wizard Of Oz Lovers Gifts

"Yeah yeah, you went to Oz when you were a little girl and the rest of your life's been a bitter disappointment."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Recalculating route..."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Tin Man Visits New York

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"Okay, now try it again"

'Stealth broom.'

A munchkin made the tinman into a woodburning stove.