Fan Of Wizard Of Oz Gifts

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Recalculating route..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Emma Watson

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Tin Man Visits New York

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."