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"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Recalculating route..."

"What the hell took so long?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

Tin Man Visits New York

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"