Wizard Of Oz Fanatics Pillows

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Recalculating route..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Tin Man Visits New York

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.