Wizard Of Oz Fanatics Mugs

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

"Recalculating route..."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Tin Man Visits New York

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."