Wizard Of Oz Fan Mugs

'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I believe if I had a brain, I'd do better in this class.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

'I guess they ran out of stimulus money before finishing the Yellow Brick Road.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Don't tell me. . .a heart.'

The Tin Man is missing, and authorities suspect foul play.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Isn't that ringtone from the scarecrow song in the Wizard of Oz, if I only had a brain?'

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

I think I just oiled myself...

'Can you just give me the nuts and bolts of what's wrong with me, doctor?'

'I'm melting!'

"You're a cyber bully."

"Look, it's not heartburn, you have a CD player."

"You haven't worked in a while, so we'd expect you to be a little rusty."

And just two days later, in a shocking turn of events, the Wicked CEO of Oz meets a similar fate.

"Bummer! The yellowbrick road is not gold."

Trump of OZ

"And this time be sure to dry off thoroughly."

"At first I missed the Tin Man and the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion but then I realized I still had all three combined in Lindsey Graham."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

Donald Trump sits behind the Resolute desk, clicking the heels of his ruby slippers.

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"What the hell took so long?"

Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell

Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell

"Okay, now try it again"