Wizard Of Oz Lover Mugs

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'We're under a tornado warning for Kansas, with a sixty percent chance of flying monkeys and scattered munchkins.'

A munchkin made the tinman into a woodburning stove.

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Recalculating route..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."