Wizard Of Oz Admirer Mugs

The wicked witch was doing quite well in the marathon until she thoughtlessly grabbed a cup of water and threw it in her face.

'The poor guy dropped dead from a heart attack... Talk about irony!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Recalculating route..."

"What the hell took so long?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Hollywood producer.

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Fairy tale

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

TV stage door

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Tin Man Visits New York

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'