Wizard Of Oz Devotee Mugs

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"I'm just filling in for a friend."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"What the hell took so long?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Recalculating route..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"We need rain."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Tin Man Visits New York

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Okay, now try it again"

"Look, it's not heartburn, you have a CD player."

A munchkin made the tinman into a woodburning stove.

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'