Wizard Of Oz Devotee Prints

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"I'm just filling in for a friend."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Recalculating route..."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"We need rain."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Tin Man Visits New York

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

A munchkin made the tinman into a woodburning stove.

"Okay, now try it again"