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Yet another wasted trip for the tin man.

'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days.'

'A BRAIN!' 'A HEART!' 'THE NERVE'

"Surviving the shipwreck wasn't that difficult, Ted. The Tin Man sacrificed himself to serve as a stove and the Scarecrow provided the needed fuel. At that point, the question of what to cook kind of solved itself."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Late BroomStick

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Recalculating route..."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"