Wizard Of Oz Admirer Pillows

The wicked witch was doing quite well in the marathon until she thoughtlessly grabbed a cup of water and threw it in her face.

'The poor guy dropped dead from a heart attack... Talk about irony!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Recalculating route..."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Hollywood producer.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

TV stage door

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Fairy tale

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'