Oz Admirer Pillows

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Keep Oz Weird

'Hmmm...'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

The Trumps

The Tin Ombudsman.

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'The poor guy dropped dead from a heart attack... Talk about irony!'

American high street

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Two sea otters with smartphones

'Hmmm...'

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

Dorothy and the singles bar

"My most recent position was under a house."

"Release the flying monkeys! I can't afford them anymore."

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"