Oz Admirer Pillows

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Keep Oz Weird

Munchinkinland Realty. Does it come with a yard? Close, it comes with a couple of feet!

'Hmmm...'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

The Trumps

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

The Tin Ombudsman.

'The poor guy dropped dead from a heart attack... Talk about irony!'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Rashida Jones

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

American high street

Two sea otters with smartphones

'Hmmm...'

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

"Dorothy! Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."

Dorothy and the singles bar