Oracle Admirer Pillows

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Robocop and Juliet.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Maestro

The Thinker

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Yoghurt man

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."