Ox Admirer Pillows

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Proposal

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Maestro

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"