Ode Admirer Pillows

John Keats.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Proposal

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Maestro

Yoghurt man

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Claudius Monteverdi.

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Scottish Love

Man on motorbike.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Pirate King

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Aida

Bach Double Violin Concerto

Horace

Candlestick at Night

Parsifal

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

Sydney Opera House

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Mozart