Optical Admirer Pillows

"Admit it Geoff...you need glasses!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Proposal

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Ever killed a man?"

A rose is a rose is a rose

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Shadow

Prints in a Gallery.

Man throws a stick; Dog fetches background

"Never mind."

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?"

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

Man falling down neverending staircase.

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Teacher - 'Good morning pupils!' Children - 'Good morrrrrning Miss Iris!'

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

Crowd of glasses Wearers.