Polaroid Admirer Pillows

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

A little bird told me...

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Best project manager we ever had."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

A were-cow.

"Service."

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Cleaning up space junk.

A rose is a rose is a rose

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

Working Holiday.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Rembrandt's Selfies

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.