Photo Admirer Pillows

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

Bad hair day!

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Office pics on dinner table.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Phoenix

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Smile

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Snapshots in Time

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."