Phone Admirer Pillows

New mobile phone.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Robocop and Juliet.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Shrinks in heaven

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Robot walking pet robot

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."