Photo Admirer Gifts

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

Bad hair day!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Office pics on dinner table.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

"What did Jesus order?"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Phoenix

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."