Photo Aficionado Pillows

"Just finishing the roll?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Now that's an afro!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

German Expressionist Breakfast

An Unexpected Guest.

"Mr. Right!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Distractions Of The Great

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Horti-Culture

Baroque Peacock

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Painting taking root...

Spring Training

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Taking it easy