Photo Fanatic Pillows

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

Reindeer Family Portraits.

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They always bring a camera. They keep hoping I'll do something interesting."

"Harold... they know."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"And they get mad because I carry a stick?"

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Ooo! Ooo! One more!'

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Hunter photos

'Sure, Bob, now I remember you. I'm bad with names but I never forget a jpeg.'

'Why don't you go and stand by that slim beautiful girl while I take a photo of you?'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"All they do is take pictures of themselves. I guess that's why they call it an I-phone."

"You finished packing up your apartment?"

Tsunami Selfie

"I'm more than just the guy who takes awesome group selfies."

"Why aren't my photos ready YET???"

The casual selfie

Gone to photograph lunch

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

'Now that's an afro!'

"I think we're in for their holiday snaps.."

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

One for the album

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Selfies at graduation

"With my new phone I can take a much better picture of my computer."

"ME!!!"

A chatting flight attendant wears out another with hundreds of dog photos.

"Say 'cheese'!"

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.