Portrait Fanatic Pillows

Self-Portrait

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Artistic Licence.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Clown Painting in Museum

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Mitch McConnell

"Say 'cheese'!"

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

The caricature of Dorian Gray