Portrait Fanatic Pillows

Self-Portrait

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Clown Painting in Museum

Artistic Licence.

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"Say 'cheese'!"

Mitch McConnell

The caricature of Dorian Gray