Portrait Enthusiasts Pillows

"Perhaps I should warn you his grace is not given to subtle criticism."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

El Greco

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Mitch McConnell

AUGUSTUS JOHN

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'I like it, but is it Art?'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

Portrait Gallery

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"