Polaroid Aficionado Pillows

"I have a photographic memory, but it's like a Polaroid, so I have to vigorously shake my head so the image will appear more quickly."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Vlad the Impala

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Television Readers.

Jean-Paul Sartre

A caveman paints from life

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"