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Distracted on the Elevator.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

International Women's Day

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Horti-Culture

"Mr. Right!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Distractions Of The Great

Baroque Peacock

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Misunderstood artist

Spring Training

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Painting taking root...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'