Poster Fanatic Pillows

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

If all else fails, give up.

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Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Aubrey Beardsley

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"Say 'cheese'!"

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

Printing Room

Gone to photograph lunch

"ME!!!"

Reindeer Family Portraits.

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

"Harold... they know."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"Am I not being funny enough?"

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

The casual selfie