Painting Fanatic Pillows

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Gustave Courbet

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Joseph and his coat

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Monet in the '90s.

Artist Retrospective.

Printers

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Modigliani's Giraffe

Eugene Delacroix

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"The last doggy bag."

Alberto Giacometti.

Two New Paintbrushes

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'