Painting Fanatic Mugs

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Gustave Courbet

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Joseph and his coat

Hazards of mouse painting

A Christmas tree self portrait

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Monet in the '90s.

Artist Retrospective.

Printers

Alberto Giacometti.

Eugene Delacroix

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Modigliani's Giraffe

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"The last doggy bag."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'