Promotion Fanatic Pillows

Three cheers for advertising.

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I got it in the sales."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

'Rhea of the Year.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'I've been made junior partner.'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Rugby Mad.

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"They call this a universal charger?"

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

When psychics fight.

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

Man overloaded with samples

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