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'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I got it in the sales."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Rugby Mad.

Movie Franchise

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Three cheers for advertising.

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

Man overloaded with samples