Publishing Fanatic Pillows

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Addicted to reading

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Editor.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Jim Carrey,

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Nervous World Markets.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Heaven

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Aubrey Beardsley

The book that will not be denied!

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"