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'Can you direct me to the publisher of the Harry Potter books?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

The tooth fairy.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

hard-boiled egg...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

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Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

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Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."