Publishing Fanatic Gifts

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Addicted to reading

Editor.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Nervous World Markets.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Heaven

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

The book that will not be denied!

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Aubrey Beardsley

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.