Magazine Fanatic Gifts

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Gay Times...

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Characters jumping out of a book.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Werewolves of London..."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

What's an Imax cave?

Friday

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Punk Reindeer

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Check out this new store."