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Alfred E. Neuman

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Binge Watch

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Newspaper suicide.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Presenter Auditions.

JET (Part I)

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.