Media Fanatic Gifts

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

'It belonged to a very busy man who only watched 'breaking news'!'

Viewer to wife: 'Competition for ratings is getting stiff. Sixty Minutes is investigating NBC.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"They grow up so fast."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

Cut!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

What's an Imax cave?

Obsession with the Internet.

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Reese Witherspoon

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Giant slug attacks a city

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Punk Reindeer

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"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"