Telly Fanatic Gifts

"Ah, youth!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Cut!

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Astral Projection

Dolphin friendly tuna

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Reese Witherspoon

"Werewolves of London..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"The end of my favorite series is near."

No jay walking.

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'