Tv Fanatics Gifts

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

Dragon's Den

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

What do you want to watch tonight -- NBC, CBS, or ABC?

'You are tuned to the 24 hour Paris Hilton Channel.'

"This will be the last program of Dr. Frank, MD due to the rising cost of malpractice insurance."

Cut!

TV jester.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

Astral Projection

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Child hooking into a television

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Miami Mice

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

TV Situations vacant.

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Larry King

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

As Seen Watching TV

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"