Tv Show Fanatics Gifts

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

I've voted that one of us has to get thrown out

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

Cut!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Astral Projection

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Henrik Ibsen,

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Haywatch

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Larry King

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

As Seen Watching TV

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

Theodore Cleaver, the Corporate Years

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"The season finale of the world is near."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"